I asked you if you were interested in a bit of 'company' once before, so I figured since it's Christmas I'd ask again. As my gift to you I'll dangle this festive mistletoe over your, ahem, "lower parts" in hopes that you'll just let me take advantage of your good fortune. As a follower of Christ on this Holiest of Holidays, I must say... it's what Jesus would want. You deserve the stress relief, after all!
…why are you so intent on preforming such degrading acts on me? Stop that this moment, get away, you shouldn’t do that! Really now, have some shame! I’m confident that Jesus, of all people, would not want you to do what you so intend! I can relieve my stress in other ways, I don’t need your help!
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